Saturday, January 31, 2009

Touching poem.....Must Read And Understand...

Soul Touching poem:------- -------

 

 

I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom,

So I drank soda instead.

 

 

 

I really felt proud inside, Mom,

The way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom,

Even though the others said I should.

 

 

 

I know I did the right thing, Mom,

I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom,

As everyone is driving out of sight.

 

 

 

As I got into my car, Mom,

I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me,

So responsible and sweet.

 

 

 

I started to drive away, Mom,

But as I pulled out into the road,

The other car didn't see me, Mom,

And hit me like a load..

 

 

 

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,

I hear the policeman say,

"The other guy is drunk," Mom,

And now I'm the one who will pay.

 

 

 

I'm lying here dying, Mom....

I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom?

My life just burst like a balloon.

 

 

 

There is blood all around me, Mom,

And most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say, Mom,

I'll die in a short time.

 

 

 

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,

I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom.

The others didn't think.

 

 

 

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank

And I will die.

 

 

 

Why do people drink, Mom?

It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now.

Pains just like a knife.

 

 

 

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,

And I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying

And all he can do is stare.

 

 

 

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.

Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom,

Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

 

 

 

Someone should have told him, Mom,

Not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom,

I would still be alive.

 

 

 

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.

I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom.

When I needed you, you were always there.

 

 

 

I have one last question, Mom.

Before I say good bye.

I didn't drink and drive,

So why am I the one to die?

 

 

 

Hey Friends...

Please Forward This To All Your Contacts...

May Be It Will Make People Understand That...

Don't Mix Drinking And Driving...

 

 

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Think Simple to Solve Complex Problems.

 

Think Simple to Solve Complex Problems.
 

 
 

1. When NASA began launching astronauts into
space, they found out that the astronauts' pens wouldn't work at zero gravity  (ink wouldn't flow down to the writing surface). It took them one decade and  $12 million to solve this problem. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on practically any surface including crystal, and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did the Russians do? The Russians used a pencil.



2. One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management techniques was the case of the empty soap box, which occurred in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line, to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and
they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount of time and money to do so.        




But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the
same problem, he did not get into the complications of X-rays, etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.



3. A 50 feet long trailer having 48" wheels got stuck while entering a midtown tunnel in New York because it was approximately 2.5 feet taller than the height of the tunnel. The fire department and the state department of transportation spent the whole day searching for a solution, to no avail.          

Then a child, aged about 9 years, asked his father, "Why can't they take out the air from the tyre tubes? The height will automatically come down."



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Moral: Always look for simple solutions. And learn to focus on solutions, not on problems.

If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything. If you look at what you have in life, you have
everything. 

 

 

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Toxic Friends - Finding the right friend

Toxic Friends

Someone has very rightly said, "When you love someone, you hand them the greatest weapon to harm you". This can also be found to be true of friendships.

Friendship is supposed to be the safest of relationships, where you can be yourself without fear of being judged. A friend is supposed to be the one who you can trust with all your life. But sadly, it is also the relationship that can cause the greatest pain and suffering.

While it is true that not all friends cause pain, it is also true that the pain caused by a friend is often the most difficult to forgive and very rarely are we able to forget it. So how does one prevent this kind of pain? How can one recognize which friends are worth keeping and which will only become more and more hazardous as time passes? Although it is a difficult question, and one that can probably never by satisfactorily answered, research has indicated that there are nine types of friends that one must watch out for. These have been named toxic friends, because they are hazardous to our health! The nine toxic friends are:

  • The Manipulator: This person is your friend only as long as s/he can use you for some personal benefit. This manipulative person is probably the worst of all toxic friends.
  • The Betrayer: Nothing hurts more that a betrayal, that too from a friend, a person who you trusted, so watch out for the betrayer.
  • The Controller: This person is your friend as long as s/he can control you. On the face of it, it appears as though this person is helping you, but if you break out of the control, then you can find out this was no friendship at all.
  • The Judge: Friendship is supposed to be your safety net, but this person's friendship can erode your self-esteem. Always the faultfinder, ever critical, you can rarely do anything completely right with this toxic friend.
  • The Promise Breaker: This person rarely does what s/he says s/he will do. Dependability is the hallmark of a true friend and that one thing which is always absent when it comes to this toxic friend.
  • The Gossip: This person will break your trust and share classified information with others. Although s/he is generally easy to spot, they are just as toxic.
  • The Self-Obsessed Person: They are toxic friends because they cannot stop thinking of themselves long enough to think about you!
  • The Rival: Although a bit of healthy competition is a part of most friendship, too much competition becomes toxic. This person always tries to be "one-up", even if it means putting you down.
  • The Baby: This is a toxic friend who clings to you, and wants all your time and attention. Jealousy often is a part of this friendship.

Again, no can always avoid a toxic friend. But often to be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Finding the right friend, like many other things in life, is often a process of trial and error. The above list may help in preventing errors that are unnecessary and painful, but that does not mean that we do not believe in friendship and not trust friends in the fear of being disappointed. Friendship is truly a beautiful relationship, to be experienced only when one is ready for a little risk. So go ahead, make friends and savor the joy only true friends can bring!!

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

This New Year dedicated to all those who dare to live in IT world

 

 

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

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SUSPECT: English........lol..

 

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH. 

Our class teacher once said: 

“pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 

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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol... 
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... 
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said 
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 
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teacher in a furious mood.... 
write down ur name and father of ur name!! 
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 
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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"...... 
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My manager started like this 
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 
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"I'll *** what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board 
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" 
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... 
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.. 
"i understand. u understand.computer how understand?? 
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