SUSPECT: English........lol..

 

These are some dialogs said by teachers and professors who are not so good at ENGLISH. 

Our class teacher once said: 

“pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 

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once our hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."....lol... 
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." 
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... 
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. tried to switch the fan on but there was sum problem. and then she said 
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 
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teacher in a furious mood.... 
write down ur name and father of ur name!! 
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" 
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"half of u go to the right, half of u go to the left n the remaining come behind me"...... 
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My manager started like this 
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 
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"I'll *** what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board 
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" 
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" 
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our chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... 
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 
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tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father 
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" 
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our lab assistant said this when my frnd wrote wrong code.. 
"i understand. u understand.computer how understand?? 
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